Weapon of choice..

Fatboy Slim videos had that special "in" factor thats missing in most videos of today..including his own...
This one below stands out distinctly in my memory...

Weapon of choice..an old man,a 5-star hotel and good music..and daaaance the lonely nite away with some verrry groovy moves and lyrics !

Don't be shocked by the tone of my voice,
Check out my new weapon, weapon of choice
*hint,hint...teeheee *

(Christopher Walken-Dejavu season i guess, I got the forward the very next day after i was watching "Catch me If you can", which featured him ! :)
Watch the original video here and the stick ninja version of it here !

AWESOOMMMME !!
:)

PS :

1. Abhi, I dont think I'll ever forgive you !
One CD of mine had the entire collection of these kinda stuff and you had to go be a hero with it !DAMN !! I lost all of it !!
Surd's collection of english tracks on his PC sucks !!! (he names the folder "angrezi gaane" ! For god's sake !!! :)
I was searching for some Led Zepplin yesterday and he has everything else but, "Stairway to Heaven" !!!!!

2. Yeah..I dont want the negative-grey vibes from my previous post to rule this place/me..
a distraction is primary !
So..posting this...
:)

Lottery !

DAMMIT !! i realized something today..
Inspite of thinking that everything around you is in your control...
Inspite of you thinking that you are able to predict a certain part of your daily life and happenings..
and BOOM !!! something like this happens..and you wonder...to yourself...

"Life is a f%$^ing lottery,man !
saala hum jaise haraami logon ke saath bhi ho sakti hai,aisi baat...
we probably even deserve it...
but..saala, S toh phir bhi din ka paanch namaaz dene wala aur ramzaan pe roza rakhne wala insaan hai, yaar !"

People who haven't ever smoked get lung cancer..and i get away scot-free..
Kids get juvenile diabetes and are pumping insulin into themselves all their life..
They even get AIDS and are orphaned bcos of that by irresponsible parents...
And you thot there's a science to it...a meaning to it..a sequence to it...ridiculous !!

Nope..it's a f#$%ing lottery, i tell you...just hold your breath and hope that it doesnt turn into a mess !

Sometimes in moments like these...i wonder...and the bruce almighty quote comes to mind..

"God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm."

Nothing to complain about,lord..Am very happy,trust me..just that you tend to surprise and confuse me sometimes,with all the stuff happening round me...Maybe it's the times we live in..Maybe it's just me..
:)

PS : Isn't it annoying that the central theme of a blog is always an "I" and not anything else..hmm..but then it wouldnt be a blog otherwise, rite...

Todays chutkula for the day...

Disclaimer: This is NOT a live/actual event (yeah rite !)...any resemblance is purely coincidental (sure,sure...)..

Act 1, Oft-repeated Scene Umpteen...

A Project Manager asking for a status report from a subordinate...

X: So...What are you working on today ? Where are you in terms of the Expected status ? what happened to the plan ??
*It's called a rhetorical question when you know the answer even before you ask the question...
Having told the customer the answer yourself an hour back,if you ask the question,again, it's called smart-assish-ness ! *

Y: Actually...I am done with 60 % of the work..I intend to complete it before tomorrow morning...
*Oye,yaar ! When will you techies ever learn maaan ??! 'Tomorrow' is the keyword..tomorrow ! not tomorrow morning ! tum log kabhi nahi sudhroge...*

X: Hmmm...ok, but when will 'that' tomorrow come ?? there's a movie by that name na ?? "If tomorrow comes.."

Z (until-then "silent assassin" BA) : Yeah...and it was a novel by Sidney Sheldon...very imaginative..

=))

Thank you..thank you, ladies 'n gentlemen..thank you...
:)